What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 04:56

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
Dr No
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
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